Panic in Yaounde as Southern Cameroon engineers release photo of Made in Bamenda AK47 4

Southern Cameroon engineers will begin mass production of the largest AK47 rifle ever. The demand for the made in Bamenda weapon has been alarming following the atrocities committed recently in Southern Cameroons by the Francophone army.  A senior Southern Cameroons commander announced the decision on Tuesday, adding that Anglophones are also building a strategy of self defense if talks between the Consortium and the Biya Francophone Beti Ewondo regime fail.

The commander further pointed out that Southern Cameroonians who have served in the US, French and British militaries abroad have been contacted to start the process of building a Southern Cameroons army. One of the foot soldiers of the last riots in Kumba told Cameroon Intelligence Report that the Southern Cameroons military will be a a strategic force with the power and capabilities of playing a very influential role in protecting British Southern Cameroons interests both at home and abroad.

Culled from Cameroon Intelligence Report